If reality is too boring for you, fantasy is your only other option.
This is where this blog especially comes in handy. Anyone who adores female muscle knows we have fantasies that very rarely ever come true in real life. How many strong, sexy ladies do you cross paths with on a daily basis?
The answer: not too many. I hope this explains to you why living in this little fantasy world of ours is so important to us! Daydreams of mine are often the inspiration for articles on this blog.
So here’s another post for your female muscle fandom’s reading pleasure:
Since we’re merely weeks away from the much anticipated day of December 25, I figure it’d be appropriate to list what I want my true love to send me during the 12 Days of Christmas.
So…my so-called “true love.” Heed my words if you plan on pleasing me this holiday season. Enjoy.
On the first day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Alina Popa in a thong bikini.
On the second day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Two free hours of muscle worship with Amber DeLuca,
And Alina Popa in a thong bikini.
On the third day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Threesomes with me, Denise Masino and Gayle Moher,
Two free hours of muscle worship with Amber DeLuca,
And Alina Popa in a thong bikini.
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Four days in a secluded log cabin with Victoria Dominguez,
Threesomes with me, Denise Masino and Gayle Moher,
Two free hours of muscle worship with Amber DeLuca,
And Alina Popa in a thong bikini.
On the fifth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Five romantic dates with Lisa Cross,
Four days in a secluded log cabin with Victoria Dominguez,
Threesomes with me, Denise Masino and Gayle Moher,
Two free hours of muscle worship with Amber DeLuca,
And Alina Popa in a thong bikini.
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Six beautiful fitness models participating in a photo shoot with me,
Five romantic dates with Lisa Cross,
Four days in a secluded log cabin with Victoria Dominguez,
Threesomes with me, Denise Masino and Gayle Moher,
Two free hours of muscle worship with Amber DeLuca,
And Alina Popa in a thong bikini.
On the seventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Seven weeks of personal training with Shannon Courtney (admit it, Shannon would make a badass workout buddy!),
Six beautiful fitness models participating in a photo shoot with me,
Five romantic dates with Lisa Cross,
Four days in a secluded log cabin with Victoria Dominguez,
Threesomes with me, Denise Masino and Gayle Moher,
Two free hours of muscle worship with Amber DeLuca,
And Alina Popa in a thong bikini.
On the eighth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Eight figure competitors a flexing (in a private mirrored room alone with me, of course!),
Seven weeks of personal training with Shannon Courtney,
Six beautiful fitness models participating in a photo shoot with me,
Five romantic dates with Lisa Cross,
Four days in a secluded log cabin with Victoria Dominguez,
Threesomes with me, Denise Masino and Gayle Moher,
Two free hours of muscle worship with Amber DeLuca,
And Alina Popa in a thong bikini.
On the ninth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Nine erotic videos starring myself and Yvette Bova,
Eight figure competitors a flexing,
Seven weeks of personal training with Shannon Courtney,
Six beautiful fitness models participating in a photo shoot with me,
Five romantic dates with Lisa Cross,
Four days in a secluded log cabin with Victoria Dominguez,
Threesomes with me, Denise Masino and Gayle Moher,
Two free hours of muscle worship with Amber DeLuca,
And Alina Popa in a thong bikini.
On the tenth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Ten minutes alone getting my annual “checkup” from Dr. Dena Westerfield,
Nine erotic videos starring myself and Yvette Bova,
Eight figure competitors a flexing,
Seven weeks of personal training with Shannon Courtney,
Six beautiful fitness models participating in a photo shoot with me,
Five romantic dates with Lisa Cross,
Four days in a secluded log cabin with Victoria Dominguez,
Threesomes with me, Denise Masino and Gayle Moher,
Two free hours of muscle worship with Amber Deluca,
And Alina Popa in a thong bikini.
On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Eleven million dollars available to financially support struggling female bodybuilders, figure competitors, fitness models and personal trainers (see? I can be philanthropic too!),
Ten minutes alone getting my annual “checkup” from Dr. Dena Westerfield,
Nine erotic videos starring myself and Yvette Bova,
Eight figure competitors a flexing,
Seven weeks of personal training with Shannon Courtney,
Six beautiful fitness models participating in a photo shoot with me,
Five romantic dates with Lisa Cross,
Four days in a secluded log cabin with Victoria Dominguez,
Threesomes with me, Denise Masino and Gayle Moher,
Two free hours of muscle worship with Amber DeLuca,
And Alina Popa in a thong bikini.
On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love sent to me…
Twelve gorgeous, sexy female bodybuilders on speed dial (in no particular order: Miss Cross, Miss Masino, Miss Moher, Miss DeLuca, Miss Courtney, Miss Bova, Dr. Westerfield, Miss Dominguez, Lynn McCrossin, Colette Nelson, Jana Linke-Sippl and Sondra Faas),
Eleven million dollars available to support financially struggling female bodybuilders, figure competitors, fitness models and personal trainers,
Ten minutes alone getting my annual “checkup” from Dr. Dena Westerfield,
Nine erotic videos starring myself and Yvette Bova,
Eight figure competitors a flexing,
Seven weeks of personal training with Shannon Courtney,
Six beautiful fitness models participating in a photo shoot with me,
Five romantic dates with Lisa Cross,
Four days in a secluded log cabin with Victoria Dominguez,
Threesomes with me, Denise Masino and Gayle Moher,
Two free hours of muscle worship with Amber DeLuca,
And Alina Popa in a thong bikini.
So whether you celebrate Christmas or not (yes, Hanukkah and Kwanzaa are legitimate holidays too), I hope we can all agree that this needs to happen. True, our stockings will be stuffed to their limit, but that’s a small price to pay to fulfill all my female muscle fantasies.
I’m curious, dear readers from all corners of the globe: What would YOU (whether you were “naughty” or “nice” throughout 2013) like to see under your Christmas tree this year?
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